dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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dem-queer-animals:

solar-citrus:

CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.

Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion.  Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no.  Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!!  I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?

an actual helpful guide for acne, plus its actually really adorable

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forever:

so did we ever stop kony

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quickweaves:

trashleytrashley:

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*

Amazing

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based-shenron:

Never forget

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yeezied:

i like this gif because it looks like zayn’s gleefully strangling me

image

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paynecane:

if u want an ello invite code just reblog this and leave a message

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samegig:

That narry interview in 2012 where Harry was wearing the green beanie and niall was in that white tank > the beatles

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You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

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#EAF6F2 / #EAEEF6 / #F6EAEE / #F6F2EA

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